Books [Read] By Les

Watching Friends in my room making a banner.

"Bro, I feel like in another lifetime, I was Rico Suave's twin. I have no idea who he is. But that's how I feel."

Perfect thing to hear while Ross & Rachel are breaking up!

She was also very excited that 3 racks fell on her at work last night.

Oh yea. She's weird.
I love it!

In other news, I'm excited for that new Guardian's of the Galaxy movie! :D

Kk. Happy {late night} Monday!
Good night! 😙

Xoxo - Les

Sis: "Bro did you know, If its 10% you're over weight. If its 20% you're obese. They should raise it to 50% so I can be underweight."

I'm laying in bed hating life because I'm sick and this is what she comes to me with.

In my room cleaning when my sister sneaks in.

"So like the sun is outside but it's a little windy. I don't mind wearing my sweater. Its fall man. It's fall!"

Hooray!
Welcome back fall.
I have missed you! ♥

Ill be back with snapshot sunday and a post about the LA county fair! Fun!

I'm probably one of the few that didn't see the fight.

If It ain't books or one of my shows or basically anything other than, I don't care for it.
Two men getting paid to beat eachother up?
Not my thing.
(Mostly because I can't stan blood and all the ahhh of it!)

Any who,  my brother went to his friends house to see the fight and as of now its 1241.
My mom comes up to me and she says: "call tony. Its too late. This is way past his curfew!"

I call him up, he answers right away and in my head I'm like: "yus! Whooping time!"

Mom: "now? Okay. Who won? Oh no he lost! How sad! I wanted him to win!"  (All this in spanish)

Way to lecture him for being out late moms! -.-

I also feel like my nails going to fall off.
I was trying to prevent my sister from cutting her bangs because you know how that goes and well I got my finger smashed.  Because I tried to stop her from messing up her hair.

Happy weekend everybody. 

I get home and....
Sister: "so you know how Beyonce was in Destiny's Child? Well last night I was listening to that song bills, bills, bills and she said something about being trifflin! I thought that was a new word that all the cool kids were using. She was cool back then.
We're all late!"

The infamous lyrics:

{You TRIFFILIN (Good for nothing type of brother) Silly me (Why haven't I found another) (A baller), when times get hard need someone to help me out (Instead of) a scrub like you who don't know what a man's about}

Bey is pretty cool.

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My mom made us panes de pollo today.
Its basically chicken in the bolillo kind of bread.
With some other goodies.

We were just eating some in the kitchen when she decided to get break news and get fancy.

Sister: "bro somebody died today. Its all over instagram. Would you like some avocado?"
(Breaks news...then gets fancy. This is the 1st time we add avocado!"
Me: "why would you tell me that while we're eating!?"
Sister: "what? that if you want avocado?"
Me: "no that somebody passed away!"
Sister: "what homeboy passed away!?"
Me: "no! Uff. U...I....no....nevermind"
Sis: "oh I see."

She's something else.

I start work at 7 on Fridays so I'm not able to take my brother to school.

I told him to put his phone on blast so I could call him at 715 to wake up.
I called him twice & all I heard was him rolling over.

I just checked the time and saw it was 8:08.
I figured if he's at school he won't answer nor reply to my texts so naturally I call my sister who takes him when I can't.

Sis: "hello" all groggy.
Me: "did you take ant to school!?"
Sis: "yes."
Me: "are you sure? ill kick your ass if he's missing!"
Sis: "I did I swear!"
Me: "why do you sound so sad?"
Sis: "bro I fell asleep at 730 & tony woke me up at 745."
Me: "why'd you go to sleep so late!?"
Sis: "I was watching naruto and I was crying and we were bonding. I couldn't stop watching. I couldn't half ass it!"

Dedication at its finest!

Happy Friday all! ♥