Nightlight // The Harvard Lampoon

published 2009
isbn: 978-0-307-47610-4 // 154 pages
read from: 8/6-9/2015 my defense it only took me about 1 day to read this BUT since i had a weekend off, i didn't get to finish it until last night because we basically spent all weekend having a weekend long date!


About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. 

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
(from amazon)


guys!,  this book is a joke and i LOVE it!!!
this is what twilight should have been in the first place. if i could go back in time and somehow make this the hit movie in theaters, ya best believe i'd do it!
in a heart beat.

Belle is such a klutz!  and Edwart and Josh! and Jim!
seriously, if you have a few hours to kill check it out. 
there's not much to spoil since you already know the movie/book but read it cause its definitely funny!

let me know what you think!

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